Perspective

Last night, talking with Kristy, I coined the following saying: "If factually stating things about your life sounds like bragging, you live a pretty damn good life."

Immediately afterwards, I farted so loudly I made myself laugh, which made me choke on my ice cream, which made the cold sensitivity in my back molars flare up, resulting in me falling to the floor, a hacking, dribbling, giggling, and wincing mess.

Yup. That sounds about right.

In conclusion, enjoy these artist's renditions of the mechanics and choreography of dinosaur sex.

I'm especially a fan of Sauroposeidon's o-face here.